Man Forced to Marry Goat

goat.jpg

A man who lives not far from Chad was caught having an affair with someone elses goat.
This obvious problem was brought before the elders who advised they marry.
As far as I’m aware there has been no official comments from the goat.
Once again, you probably think I’m making this up, but I actually read the story on the BBC website.

See for yourselfÂ

Electric Dirt Bike!

electro bike.JPG

More power of a Honda CRF150, weighs 100 pounds LESS, but silent .   This bike is extremely powerful. This is not a toy!

It begins with a 19+ horsepower (14,400 watt) electric vehicle motor and programmable├é controller.├é ├é The power is stored├é in a special quick-change├é power pack that can deliver up to 600 amps.├é Then it’s wrapped in the lightest handcrafted aluminum frame made in the USA.├é The design is so revolutionary, that we are patent pending on 3 patents.

Ride anywhere with no gas, no pollution, no engine to wear out and it costs less than a penny a mile to ride.

More

Chewie?! Is that you?

Chybucca

Chybucca, as you can see, is an area of the A30 close by to Truro, but what many people don’t know is that the name was the inspiration for the character Chewbacca in the Star Wars films. George Lucas, who of course wrote the films, had a favourite uncle who lived in Mithian, near St. Agnes, and spent many summers staying in the area as a young man. The relatively strange Cornish name stuck with the young boy from Los Angeles and when naming his Star Wars characters, he struck on the idea of naming Han Solo’s giant wookie cohort Chybucca. However, producers insisted it be changed to Chewbacca as an easier name for American audiences to read and say. And so Chybucca became Chewbacca and a small corner of Cornwall finds itself forever linked to one of the greatest movies of all time.

It’s a dog’s life

I don’t know if this is funny or the saddest thing I have ever seen. The imploring and pleading eyes of the poor mutt as it realises that the owner it has so loyally served for all of these years is actually a complete cretin, whose idea of a good time is to dress his pooch up in this snazzy number. Either that or the dog is actually a champion speed skater and the get-up is all about aerodynamics.

I’ve decided now, it is funny.Dog Speed Skater

Man rejects first penis transplant

penis.jpg

Chinese surgeons have performed the world’s first penis transplant on a man whose organ was damaged beyond repair in an accident this year. The incident left the man with a 1cm-long stump with which he was unable to urinate or have sexual intercourse. “His quality of life was affected severely,” said Dr Weilie Hu, a surgeon at Guangzhou General Hospital.

Read On

Crikey!

Russel_Crowe.jpg

Russell Crowe wants to play Steve Irwin in a film based on the life of the ‘Crocodile Hunter’.

The Oscar-winning Australian actor – who has repeatedly spoken of his affection for friend Steve after he was tragically killed, aged just 44, by a stingray – is in talks with Universal Studios about making a biopic.

Crowe, 42, is desperate to make the movie as he feels it would be a fitting tribute to the wildlife expert’s life.

An insider told In Touch Weekly magazine: “It’s not about money for Russell – it’s about honouring his friend.

“Steve once told Russell that he wanted him to play him in a movie version of his life.”