Man Forced to Marry Goat

A man who lives not far from Chad was caught having an affair with someone elses goat.
This obvious problem was brought before the elders who advised they marry.
As far as I’m aware there has been no official comments from the goat.
Once again, you probably think I’m making this up, but I actually read the story on the BBC website.
ewe wouldn’t adam and eve it woold you. he must be a bit sheepish and feeling pretty baaaad about this right now.
Baaah! Bumhug
it’s the goat I feel sorry for
Shanks, this is not about a sheep, now stop kidding around as you are getting on my goat.