More ‘Grow Your Own’
‘Many people are surprised when they find out I grow my own Luffa sponges. “Don’t those come from the sea?”, is the standard question to which I respond that the Luffa is a vegetable you can grow in your very own garden.’
Yeah, and you can buy ‘em in Superdrug for about 9p, frickin loon.
many people are surprised to find that i can grow my own jelly tots. “but don’t they come from the jelly belly wibbly world on sunshine hill” they usually say, to which i respond that the jelly tot is a lovely fruity sweet snack that you can grow easily in your own shoes. imagine their surprise!!
yes but can you wash your arseh0le with them?