My brother and The Roids

This is my brother Benjamin Alan William Oakley.

I think his problem began when he discovered that he

could alter his hair in new and exciting ways, getting it

‘feathered’ and having highlights of gold and silver

‘chipped-in.’ Then he found out about steroids. Gradually he

took more and more of them and gradually his head turned

more and more into the shape of a peanut. One time I caught him

in his room kissing his biceps as he turned the light on and off.

On another occasion, he tried to kiss me asking “do you feel me Bill?

Do you feel me?” until I punched one of his man-boobs (moobs).

I think he is now as gay as a window.

Posted by Bill.

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