Did you know that redhead girls take more anaesthetic to ‘go under’ than any other hair colour?
Stop your dog getting all wet and stinky with this dog lead with integral umbrella.
I don’t think we’ll be seeing this on Dragons Den any time soon though…
Follow the pictorial life of the amazing Cliff House.
It’s even better than Cliff Richards
Piece of Pi$$
A handy little FREE untility which allows you to have different switchable desktops.
Ideal if you use your PC for work and pleasure, or if the boss is coming and you need to switch from pr0n a plenty to spreadsheets and outlook in a split second!
Funny… but dark!
FINE – This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES – This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade.
NOTHING – This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine.”
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) – This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing,” and will end with the word “Fine.”
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) – This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care. “You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine,” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH – This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement Often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.”
SOFT SIGH – Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT’S OKAY – This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman Can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead.” At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO – This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay.”
THANKS – A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you’re welcome. (this term is rarely used)
THANKS A LOT – This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing.
This is both funny & disturbing at the same time!
Check out the art of
I like this concept.
Easy to carry & keeps the sand of you when chillin’
No more tipped over Taco mess!
Here is my attempt to make your Monday morning a little more acceptable.
Well, I’m back from the Land of Smiles.
It’s nice to be back and see all my friends & get the dogs back from the kennels.
I’d still rather be in Thailand.
I’ll post some pictures next week from Songkran & I did an interview with a Thai newspaper which I’ll post here too.
In the meantime, have a great weekend & check out the work of
The website is pretty cack, but the shoes are actually quite subtle, so we give them a thumbs up 🙂
How out of order good is this?
A polite way to tell boring people F*** Off!
This is both daft & cool I’m thinking!
Not only would it keep the sun out, but it looks retro (stupid) cool & you can watch your ‘private’ files in public 😕
Well worth a look see (and she’s a Brit)