NEW STYLE! Friday Randoms

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P.S. A couple of weekend jokes…

I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional – I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll help you in any way I can.” I said, “I think my penis tastes funny…”
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My girlfriend asked me last night if I pee in the shower. I tell her “Yeah, sometimes, accidently.” She goes “Ooh, that’s disgusting. What do you mean accidently?” I tell her “Well that happens sometimes when you’re having a shit!”