SOME THOUGHTS TO PONDER…

-What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
-If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
-Which letter is silent in the word “Scent”, the S or the C?
-Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V? (like the French do)
-Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
-Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
-The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.
-Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
-100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
-Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
-Your future self is watching you right now through your memories
-If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When” you get the answer to each of them.
-Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
-If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
-Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
-At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?
-What is Satan’s last name?
-Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
-Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
-Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says “Not available in all states”?
-If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
-Do they bury people with their braces on?
-How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
-How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
-Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
-Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
-If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
-Is it rude for a deaf person to sign with their mouth full of food?
-Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his friend Tonto with him?
-When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
-Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
-Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
-Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
-Is the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
-Why is it that on a phone or calculator, the number five has a little dot on it?
-Can yu have square crop circles?
-If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
-Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
-Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
-What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
-If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
-Why aren’t drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
-Why is it that when we “skate on thin ice”, we can “get in hot water”?
-If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
-If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
-Why are the little Styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
-Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
-Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go see a movie?
-Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
-Do bald restaurant workers have to wear a hairnet?
-Do prison buses have emergency exits?